i asked my gf to get me a hot chocolate a couple weeks ago and instead she got me an ICED hot chocolate from starbucks AND she also got herself a caramel ICED coffee. i wasnt mad but when i asked her ‘why’ she said she cant post hot drinks on instagram because the cups arent clear and it wont get any likes wtf
Send me your name and I’ll make you a mini playlist that start with those letters
Obama will never be half the man nor love America as much as Reagan did.
Obama will never eat as many flags throughout his presidency like Reagan did. Reagan holds the current flag-eating record at 3,463 flags during his presidency. Obama is currently only at 1,072.
Here we see pictured: Reagan in action during one of his flag feedings. This is speculated to be approximately his 560th flag consumed.
Instead of saying motherfucker you can just say Oedipus
Half our generation wouldn’t even understand that
yes you are right the thousands of notes on this post prove how ignorant our generation is. only you are intelligent. you are the chosen one.
only real Ancient Greek kids would understand
reblog if ur a tru 650BC kid
Sidney Nolan (Australian, 1917-1992), Royal Hotel, 1948. Enamel paint on composition board, 122.5 x 91.5 cm.
I HAVE AWOKEN
I swear to god this is the thing pascel does in rapunzel
hahahah, this is adorable!
we’ll finally become david bowie
when u and a friend realize there’s only one slice of pizza left
"Does that young lady know Mr. Darcy?"
Elizabeth coloured, and said - “A little.”
"And do not you think him a very handsome gentleman, Ma’am?"
”Yes, very handsome.”
Why do we not discuss clouds more?
I mean look at that. That’s water.
LIKE WHAT THE FUCK, WHY DO WE EVER STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS
WHAT IS THIS
HOW IS THIS EVEN
AND NOW THE FLYING WATER IS EATING A MOUNTAIN
GOD DAMN, WHAT
This is my favorite post on Tumblr.
This is exactly what happened.
As a teacher who regularly finds lost erasers I can confirm this